how to eat the last chips out of the bag

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but really they can only be good if one can drink the last crumbs from the most remote corners of the bag. This is a better sensation than "slurping down" the last jagged crumbs from the Pringles can. That is too much likie drinking, and the chance of the ships rushing too quickly to take in an orderly and non-messy way is too greatly reduced.

Now the greasier the bag (like say regualr Lays potato chips any flavor) (sour cream and onion) the greater the tempation will be to cut or tear the bag to a much smaller length once a majority of the chips have been ingested. I am here to plead with you to fight that urge.